Tall and lanky, suspected to be a child predator. Has a long dong that can drill through the core of the Earth
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Martyn Evans does carry bigger breasts than the average female.
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Get the Evan Sam mug.Evans dog is a word used to define a dog that is very cute; "Omg that dog is so Evans dog" "That cute is litteraly Evans dog" Most people use this word as a short term of amazingly cute.
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