Brian energy bars

Another word for cosmic brownies, also the main source of energy for a larger man named Brian

Sky: Mane where’d all my cosmic brownies go?
Al: I think we found our culprit
Brian: you know how I feel about Brian energy bars

by youalreadyknowmang July 19, 2023

Cheeto energy

A person with cheeto energy is usually someone who is chaotic and unpredictable, or someone who seems like the kind of person to enjoy eating cheetos.

Kyle: "IM GONNA THROW YOY ALL OUT OF THE WINDOW AHAHAAHAJAKK"

Guy: "Man, Kyle's really got dat cheeto energy"

by Fekfkek July 19, 2023

MPE (Micro Penis Energy)

Micro Penis Energy (MPE) describes a male person in a position of power (i.e. a CEO, Governor, Congressman, Senator or President) who believes he is exhibiting strength by speaking in a disparaging, threatening or bullying manner toward a segment of the population over which he exercises, by virtue of his title, some form of power or control. Leaders who flex their MPE most often do so unknowingly when they attack consituents or employees using aggressive language, a condescending tone or other bullying tactics. What the men who exhibit their MPE don't realize is that their tactics reveal a weak character, an unearned sense of entitlement to their position of power, and a micro penis, which they are obviously trying to overcompensate for. MPE can be exhibited by men who do not have a micropenis, however this is extremely rare, as most men who are sufficiently hung do not feel the need or desire to bahave in this manner.

"That governor who threatened to fire any teachers who characterized slavery as bad is giving me MPE (micro penis energy)."

"That CEO really gives off MPE (micro penis energy) when he mocks his employees for trying to form a union."

by themessyamerican July 22, 2023

Energy of a Project Kid

A child that can be up to all hours of the night. They can be inventive or destructive when learn about new things. They have the maturity and experience of most adults before their teenage years. They understand the hard not life. They know the hustle and how to create something out of nothing.

They are kids with vision, but can be a hand full for most ppl. The real Bebe’s kids, better known as peanut butter and jelly (PJ) kids.

Your child has the energy of a project Kid when parents can’t keep up with them or understand how their child knows and understand things they never taught them. The child can play a manipulate any situation at a young age

by Deland Project Kid August 20, 2023

bi-energy

Just like the word says. It's the type of energy emitted from those who identify as bi-sexual. Sometime the energy is enough to turn others slightly fruity. Typically, this transformation will express itself when one begins to say certain phrases after an individual has spent an ample amount of time with those associated in the alphabet mafia.

her: You have class tomorrow?
him: No
her: Me neither
him: Twinsss.

him: ...Oh shit I think your bi-energy is rubbing off on me.

by YERT49576 August 28, 2023

big mauka energy

A person who clearly has whakapapa to Kāi Tahu - you can just tell they have a big mauka

Friend: "Are you Kāi Tahu?"

Kāi Tahu friend: "Yeah! How did you know?"

Friend: "You just have that big mauka energy"

by Mō Kā Uri August 30, 2023

Big Peroni Energy

The loud and boisterous energy emitted by someone who has a colossal Peroni beer (at least 66 cl) in his hand and doesn't care to share it with anyone. The energy speaks for itself. The big Peroni bottle is always sweating, like its owner, and tells it's own story. Everyone strives for Big Peroni Energy. Only few possess such a gift. People with Big Peroni Energy possess qualities such as resilience, indifference towards others, southern italian heritage, irritable bowel syndrome, and a "never pay more than 2.50 for a drink" aura. Great belly too.

Look, there goes Maurizio with that Big Peroni Energy. He is unstoppable.

by La Condensa September 5, 2023