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chode masta

The slimiest hairiest juiciest little chode of all. The lease of the juicy chodes and all the chodes praise him
Kevin-hey brendon do you love the chode
Brendon-Fuck chodes
Kevin-NEVER DISOBEY THE CHODE MASTA
by king of chodes April 5, 2016
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Ear-Chodeing

The act of having a chode, being fucked into your ear.
Did you hear Dan and Jane tried ear-chodeing last night?
by Loren99 July 26, 2019
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hairy chode

a short fat penis that is hairy and crusty.
ex. Jared Brooks and Destiny Brooks are "hairy chodes"
by .anonymous_69. November 12, 2019
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chode-docking

when one guy has a spaghetti peen and the other has a chode and the spaghetti peen goes inside the chode's urethra creating a CHODE DOCK.
Yo Dequavis lets do some chode-docking rn.
by LilHIV+ November 19, 2019
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Egg chode

I’m hockey slang, egg chode is a version of dirty or nasty... pretty much saying your good
Brooooo...” “that kids fucking egg chode!”
by We’d December 3, 2019
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Chode Rocket

When you whip the the king kong long shlong and it hits him/her/it in the face before they can open their mouth
"man i just dropped a chode rocket on rebecca."
by Dangitbelikethat May 23, 2020
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Chode Joke

A joke that is not doesn't have as much to it as you thought. It fucks your mind, but doesn't go as deep as you thought.
That's as deep as it goes Jeff? That's a chode joke.
by SgtDoomsday September 8, 2017
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