April 16

Selena Quintanilla Day

This day is national Selena day

Selena was a tejano singer who was shot and killed on March 31st

“it’s April 16th”
“What day is that”
“National Selena day”

by Weirdoeverything August 2, 2021

April 9

National Donkey Day!

The day that the first donkey was seen in America.

What’s so special about April 9th?

It’s a day that u celebrate all those donkeys out there.

by Ps170schools July 7, 2021

April 27

FUCK MEE6 DAY

NEVER FORGET HIS STUPID ASS IN A NEGATIVE TONE!!!

Holy shit it’s April 27

What’s that

It’s fuck mee6 day dumb fuck

Oh right

by Radicalghost April 27, 2022

April 4th

National fuck your wife day!
Fuck your wife while playing Pokémon GO.

I fucked my wife while playing Pokemon GO, exactly on April 4th her vagina was hotter than a Charizard.

by ☆★Midas★☆ April 3, 2022

April 11

The day. When you kiss your bestfriend

You kiss your best friend this day. On April 11

by Paris35322 April 9, 2022

April 11

the day in which you have to slap anyone named Jayden/Jaden. make sure it’s a big slap!!

it’s april 11!! where is jayden/jaden?? i have to slap them real hard!

by sowjndkaoajdks April 9, 2022

April third

The act of blowing up one pussy with fireworks during an orgy full of 80 year old men ejaculating on a hunky fat black man

I was out with my girlfriend until I got to experience April third

by Eniggama April 13, 2022