Unicorn

A horse with a Dounce hat

-Look, a dumb horce!
-That deffenision of a horse seems to be preferebly refered to as a unicorn.
-Indeed random stranger i'v never knew!

by Not George Washington the 3:d February 14, 2018

unicorn shoe horn

When a person straps a dildo to their head and shoves it up someone's ass.

She pissed him off and got the unicorn shoe horn.

by Theunicorner January 31, 2017

Unicorn

A mythical, usually white animal generally depicted with the body and head of a horse with long flowing mane and tail and a single often spiraled horn in the middle of the forehead

Shares in Uber and Lyft, two other unicorns, fell sharply after their public offerings this year.

by Horse’s November 1, 2019

Squishy Unicorn

The best bearded dragon ever <3

Person 1: “You want to see Squishy unicorn?”
Person 2: “Of course I do”
Person 2’s mood is now improved.

by Emo#3 November 21, 2021

Unicorning

When you piss of your girlfriend or wifeo and you go to sleep and she cuts off your penis and glues it to your forehead

Don't piss me off or I'll cut your dick off and unicorning you

by Cyclonewind77 November 2, 2021

Unicorn moment

Unicorn moment is a moment that is unrealistic or would very very rarely happen.

1. Person: I am gonna be faster than Usain Bolt!
2. Person: That would be a unicorn moment
1. Person: Huh?
Kanye: Ain’t gon happen!

by Pohlang September 8, 2021

asian unicorn

Asian girl with a nice butt

Mygodman did you see that Asian girls butt, she’s a real Asian Unicorn

by Redman2286 September 8, 2021