Turtle Dick

Term for an uncircumcised penis.

Jake Evans has a turtle dick.

by jack the ripper ek February 15, 2012

turtle attack

process of curling up and putting head between legs, rocking back and forth, and dreaming of ali weston.

im having a turtle attack! ahhhhhhhh!

by rag HD February 5, 2004

scared turtle

When a turd just pokes its head out but then gets sucked right back in a seeming vortex because of the speed with which it moves.

I tried to take a dump after lunch today but all I got was a scared turtle. Now I'm constipated.

by wipe my butt March 18, 2005

turtle waxed

Similiar to a mudslide, only instead of a body part you slide your shitty ass on, your target is an automobile.

That son of a bitch took my parking spot again, so I turtle waxed his piece of shit Honda.

by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007

Turtle Dicking

Having a man lay flat on his back while having a erection, then the lover of the man stomps on it causing the penis to retract like q turtle's head

"please oh god turtle dicking me daddy!~"

by Katrian March 6, 2020

turtle fuck

Two hard hats hitting, usually used in joke form with a new kid, or soft handed man, new to wearing a hard hat.

Joker: Dude, have you ever seen a turtle fuck?

Jokee: No, why?

Joker: Do you know what it sounds like?

Jokee: No, what?

Joker hits Jokee's hard hat with his own.

by Odinsworn December 20, 2006

Turtle Necking

A sexual act involving two un-circumsized males in which one male pulls his foreskin over the other's penis, after which point the roles may be reversed. Also known as "The Chinese Penis Trap".

Doug and I spent last night turtle necking.

by El Gusto Fanny Bandito February 18, 2010