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Number 3

Number 1: pee
Number 2: poo
Number 3: cum
by Hehe I cheated August 31, 2021
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Wrong number

Take care of those flowers for me Wrong number.. Ok..?”
by WrongNumberandOldManChild September 4, 2021
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One episode number one fan

This mainly applies to television series that have ran for over a year. One episode number one fans are people who see one episode of a popular television show and try to integrate themselves into the fandoms of said show much to the annoyance of actual fans of the show who have been there since day one. They will usually try and strike up a conversation with an actual fan but most fans are not interested in somebody who knows barely anything about the series and will ignore them. This usually leads to them becoming aggressive over not being included in a fandom they know nothing about and will often accuse the fans of gatekeeping.
“Omg I love this show so much! I ship this character and that character!”

Real fan: “dude you’ve only seen one episode, stop acting like you’re a die hard! You are literally one episode number one fan.”
by Millyfnaf June 26, 2021
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Status Number

The number of dicks one has sucked in the last 3 months divided by 4
My status number is 3.25( has sucked 13 dicks in the last 3 months)
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Numbers

Slang word for prescription medication Dilaudid. Probably called numbers because the standard strength is either 4 or 8 mgs.
I'm so sick, man. Please get me some numbers.
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Number block (8)

Number block 8 is from a British television show called number blocks he works out regularly at his local gym hence his beautiful completion and body.
Personality: slightly vain,brave,loyal,leader,strong character
Loves: helping out other fellow number blocks ,flexing, number block 6 and using the same abbreviation over and over again which is (“hua”).

And by the way “hua” means heard, understood, and acknowledged but I think he’s just using it too sound tough lol!
by CharlESee August 19, 2022
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Number 9

a drug that is used as a pain killer
I need you number 9,
number 9, number 9
Don’t leave me
Did you forget me number nine,
number 9, number 9
Without you,
I can’t fall asleep at night
by whatsyourhandle123 April 24, 2022
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