Vanilla Slide

After you find out your significant other has been cheating on you you go to thier house. Once they fall asleep you ejaculate on thier face without waking them up and leave immediately.

Dude I just gave Lindsey a vanilla slide!

by CLEMEDIC December 29, 2021

Florida Mud Slide

The act of smearing shit all over yourself and your partner. Then sliding all around the bathtub together

Babe I have had a long day can. So please can we have a Florida Mud Slide.

by Ghandi's Child May 25, 2022

Slide tackle a soccer player in the leg day

On November 11th you will be able to slide tackle a soccer player in the leg . Idk if this is legal or not but ye :)

Bro I wish that there was a day where you can to slide tackle a soccer player in the leg.
Well now you can, on Slide tackle a soccer player in the leg day!

by Definitely over 6ft March 8, 2022

Crap Crap Slide

A song and dance craze that keeps you crapping.

DJ Assper: Crap to the left, Crap to the right, Piss off!
Me: The crap crap slide got me crapping.

by gregben March 10, 2022

sliding off the sewer

Another way to say "committing suicide", mostly used in a joking manner.

This is derived from the word 'Sewerslide'

Person: I'm sliding off the sewer!
Person 2: Wait no don't do that

by haszgxzgif March 23, 2022

Plop and Slide

When a stingray gives birth and the fetus plops on the ground and continues to slide into life.
Or any movement resembling the above.

Regan did the plop and slide in the snow yesterday.

by ApersonWhoShallNotBeNamed March 28, 2022

Sliding into your CDM's

A bunch of gays who play football and are shit, my dead man could do better than them

Jesse and his friends play for Sliding into your CDM's

by Sliding into your CDM's February 3, 2022