Slide On a Late Night

To come over someone’s house late at night for sex

Hey can I come slide on a late night?

by Gotnotimeforhaters January 8, 2022

Freudian Slip and Slide

When you say one thing, but you're too embarrassed to admit that you meant another, so you just sort of roll with it.

Person 1: "Dude help. I told Jake invited me to smoke because I said 'I like to weed' but I meant 'I like to read!' What do I do?"
Person 2: "Don't worry, we've all done a Freudian Slip and Slide at one point or another. I'm sure he'll understand."

by tubby custard machine January 9, 2022

Mud slide

When you leave a tough mudder for too long and your shit starts running like the lava that killed millions in Pompeii.

Campbell: “Hey crystal, are you feeling ok?”
Crystal: “I don’t think so. I ate something last night that didn’t agree with me. I feel like im about to take a mud slide to the gates of hell!”

by Andos Hastos January 11, 2022

Slide

Something that Durk can’t do

When Lil Durk gonna slide for Von?

by LilDurkAintSlideYet April 27, 2022

slide n glide

When you have a gloriously smooth shit. So smooth in fact, that when one wipes, there is no evidence. To qualify, a deposit must be no less than 6 linear inches with a minimum 5 inch girth.

Man, I just had the best slide n glide I’ve ever had!

by Mr. Hankey May 3, 2022

Sliding

Coming down form a high

Yo I was trippin balls earlier and I'm fuckin sliding now

by Dinosaur dick May 7, 2022

The Dark Slide

This is Star Wars' Emperor Palaptine's favorite breakdance move!

Emperor Palaptine, danced "The Dark Slide," when he found out Boba Fett captured Han Solo, of The Rebel Alliance! Unfortunately, the emperor's joy, will be short-lived, since Leia eventually rescues Han Solo.

by jrpgkin May 9, 2022