hey kitty pspspsps

Mating call to attract Shen Quanrui, the most beautiful white cat to exist

person a : ok what the fuck r u doing?
person b : hey kitty pspspsps (while holding strawberry drink)

person c : uhm I don't think there are any cats here

person b : im mate calling, now calm down, let me retry that again.

by that straight man January 15, 2024

Kitties and Tiddies

The cure for LIGMA

Person 1: Yo bro I think I got LIGMA
Person 2: Bro you gotta take my cat and go to Girlfriend's house for some emergency Kitties and Tiddies

by UraKyo04 January 20, 2024

Kitty Pooled

When you turn her kitty into a pool (aka crazy creampie cumshot).

Guy1: yooo do you know beth gaul?

Guy2: yeah, why?

Guy1: I had her over last night, we went 7 rounds and I kitty pooled her everytime!
Guy2: Ew what, doesn’t she have chlamydia, go get tested bro.
Guy1: FUCK!!!

by anonymous1314799 February 7, 2024

I love hello kitty's special skin wallker day

@I love hello kitty ❤️ 🔥's special day is 29 of February because she comented:No, that’s not a fox that’s a skin walker

"Hey have you heard about the I love hello kitty's special skin wallker day?"
"Yes"

by Special skin walker day November 23, 2023

cold cream kitty

Cold cream kitty is a crazy old lady who embroiders on the jeans of Shel Silverstein who wrote the song “cover of the rolling stone” then performed by Dr Hopk. This is also the avi of a popular Twitter poster who regularly wishes everyone happy birthday.

I’ve got a crazy old lady name of cold cream kitty who embroiders on my jeans.

by Cold cream kitty November 29, 2023

kitty cat killer

Someone usually male who has a lot of sex.

I am a kitty cat killer.

by anonymous December 3, 2023

Kitty Gyat

Your friend Kat(tharine) who's got the gyat.

"Did you hear that Kitty Gyat baked some sugar cookies yesterday?"

by kitty-gyat December 12, 2023