A sexual act in which one engages in surprise, consensual coitus with a partner, where he and/or she sneaks up behind the target and begins to perform any type of penetration, as the second partner releases their bowels. The defecate may be purposeful or not, either way the instigator or “assassin” will be covered in excrement, thus the pre-fix “rusty”, as it gives the appearance of being covered in a splotchy brown substance.
“Peter attempted to make love with me last night, but after some spicy Indian food I accidentally made him a rusty assassin”
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Get the rusty mazzorella mug.When you're a player in the streets and a Dungeon master in the sheets. Your horny bard of a partner rolls a 1 for initiative. You choose to put a boon on playing their clam fiddle, they must first go on a quest to find your Rusty Beholder, a creature only summoned by speaking in tongues at the entrance to your Dingy Dungeon.
(In non-nerd, Analingus)
(In non-nerd, Analingus)
Wench, if you want me to play thy clam fiddle, you best get into the valley and find the Rusty Beholder first!
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