test shooter

When someone decides to shoot up the school to get out of taking final exams.

I'm not going to pass these exams wheres a test shooter when we need one.

by Lil Grail May 28, 2018

Groot Test

When you're on Tinder or another dating app and you think that you you're talking to a bot, so you message them "I AM GROOT!". If it's a bot then they will get super confused and send a generic message and if they're actually real and get the reference then they hopefully wont unmatch you.

Named after the character Groot from Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy series, who can only say "I AM GROOT". Kinda like a pokémon.

Match: Hey there, whats up?
Me: I AM GROOT!
Match: Thats so cool! Hey, follow me on my instagram, definitelynotabot21103.
Me: yeah, you failed the Groot Test.
*unmatches

by Purveyor_of_Memes May 28, 2018

APRICOT Test

Acronym: A.P.R.I.C.O.T

An assessment used to determine whether an individual is suitable for a relationship or not.

A: Appearance

-Strictly looks. Is said person attractive to you the assessor?
P: Personality

-Does this person offer good qualities/ character?
R: Relations

-Take friends, family, and associated people into consideration.
I: Intelligence

-Can this person preform every day activities?
C: Communications

-Can you actively express your emotions, thoughts, and qualms with this person?
T: Technicalities

-Any unique variable in their life that could make or break your relationship with this person.

"Hey bro, how is that girl you were mac'n on the other day?"

"not good, she didn't score well on the APRICOT test, so I cant wife that up."

by Nighthawk&crew December 25, 2017

alphabet test

To try recite the alphabet while getting good sloppy top. If you make to z she's trash

This girl sucked my dick so good I could barely say my ABC's , I deadass failed the "alphabet test" that night

by Big Mikkee March 20, 2017

nuclear test

Masturbation

I did a nuclear test on those porno flicks skit dam!

by Kennydickhead September 12, 2017

Piss Test

Name of an alcoholic drink that combines vodka (usually inexpensive) with Mountain Dew. Usually made out of a lack of other mixers left in the fridge.

Dude, were out of orange juice. Want to just make a couple of piss tests? I won't tell anyone.

by RememberSammyJankis September 23, 2017

Chode test

The chode test or procedure is:

Grab a tuna can
Stick dick in can
If dick touches the rims of the can and doesnt touch the bottom, you have a chode

Man, I took the chode test like you said. I won't say any more than that.
My dick didnt even touch the rims nor the bottom!

by Praker September 25, 2017