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Alpha pair

An set of impressive binoculars for a birdwatcher or an astronomer whom are often judged and placed in a cliqueish hierarchy by the spec and opulent costs of said optical equipment.
Person 1: Wow! That's an awesome Alpha pair!
Person 2: Thanks! They're 18x56mm. I got them on sale for $2000!
by Zms5063 July 10, 2024
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Alpha pair

An set of impressive binoculars for a birdwatcher or an astronomer whom are often judged and placed in a cliqueish hierarchy by the spec and opulent costs of said optical equipment.
Person 1: Wow! That's an awesome Alpha pair!
Person 2: Thanks! They're 18x56mm. I got them on sale for $2000!
by Zms5063 July 10, 2024
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Generation alpha.

A generation more doomed than the people in hell.
Generation Alpha. is so cooked I'm not going to lie
by Eliasthefat74 August 1, 2024
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Alpha

The worst thing to refer to yourself as. It’s also commonly used among furries, pov TikTokers, and cringe people in general.
“I’m such as alpha making me the better person
Please stop
by AestheticToast March 7, 2023
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Alpha Menorah JavaScript

The perfect frat made by CEO of virginity, Scott Wozniak, where everyone enjoys Greece, Judaism, and coding.
Guy 1: “What do I do if I want to have 40 acres of Sex in Alpha Menorah JavaScript?”
Scott:”Don’t worry, there’s condoms under the trophies.”
by Durgthelegend March 27, 2023
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Alpha

A person who doesn't handle failure well. Instead of recognizing one's limitations to take an effort to grow oneself, this "alpha" copes with their limitations by adopting a foolish value system that is based on the observations of David L. Mech of wolves (not "African dogs", wolves) in captivity. He has since denounced that his discoveries applies to humans, because humans -- outside of prison -- do not live in captivity. In the wild, this same species of wolves have only the parent/child paradigm rather than this "alpha" crap that insecure men have adopted like it's their DC/Marvel comics super power, when their only "super power" is denial of the truth.

Therefore, an alpha is a person who does not handle failure well.
"I knew that you called yourself 'alpha' when you were rude to your waitress."
by arf79 April 1, 2023
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Alpha Male

The Worst males to ever fucking exist
A Alpha Male is so fucking cringe
by NorthBoy99 April 13, 2025
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