Covid Shower

When your woman (or man if incarcerated) is on all fours and you are driving your man plug home without using any virus protection equipment, you have them turn to look at you. When they react to your calling, you shoot your baby butter deep and sneeze in their face effectively giving them your gifts of hot sex and Covid.

"So did you take that girl home last night? Sure did. I gave her a nice Covid Shower."

by JR382 January 14, 2022

Shower Eagle

A man who betrays the trust of his crippled underage brother during shower time.

Erik is such a shower eagle, did you see what he did to his brother?

by ErikBoyden January 19, 2022

Iron Shower

When someone has an extremely bloody nose, especially one that is profusely bleeding with seemingly no end, and they sneeze, showering anything and everything in the blast cone with usually iron-rich blood.

Johnny gave us an Iron Shower at the soccer game last weekend when he caught a cleat to the face and then the pollen that was kicked up triggered an allergic reaction. It was like a bottle of Heinz Ketchup exploded all over the place.

by The-Italian-Stallion October 21, 2022

Wog Shower

The act of spraying large amounts of deodorant and cologne instead of showering

Person 1: Do you need to take a rinse before we head out to the club tonight?
Person 2: Nah, I'll just take a wog shower

by albanianlebron October 21, 2022

Senators Shower

When you are taking care of a foreign diplomat and they decide to bestow upon you a cultural gift of reverence. However, during the ceremony an unexpected wave of nausea overcomes the diplomat, they projectile vomit all over you, and then void at least 1.5 gallons of warm an malodorous (likely infectious) urine all over your new shoes.

- Hey did you hear Kaylynn got honored with a "Senators Shower" by that foreign dignitary?

- Wow Really, what an honor.
- Yeah, its definitely a major award, that kind of experience changes a persons outlook on life.

by Reedski December 6, 2021

shower lego

The little plastic covers from razors. They typically fall on the shower floor and result in excruciating pain when stepped on. Usually left for for the next person showering.

My wife left a shower Lego for me and now my foot is bleeding.

by rlyjames December 17, 2021

Golden Shower

When you piss on dat bitch

“Bitch ima give you a golden shower if you don’t stop playin”

by Jay blay February 14, 2022