Parting of the seas v.2

A sacred Viking ritual in which two partners, male to female. The male jumps from a ledge positioned above the female-who must have her legs spread in order for this to work-he then jumps from said ledge with his erection tip first, as he reaches the female specimen, he screams a violent Viking code. When he enters the vagina it is as if he had parted the vagina (presuming the role of the seas) creating a hyper wave of wet spew from the vag in opposite directions

Say rico, you aren’t a true Viking until you’ve done the Parting of the seas v.2

by Yourmomcreatedthese May 29, 2018

sea animals

things that live under the water. things u can not drown. Sea animals are animals and they can attack anybody, if you're not 5 and fricking disgusting y'all poops. But sea animals can be cute,just dont bring them above water.

person: Sea animals are stupid
person2: no their fish like nemo

person3: sea animals are cute, #cute, stupid, awesome, perfect, hate, i hate you, #stop, #stopanimalabuse ok bye

by nemo1234dory June 4, 2018

Sea Maggot

The name given to those filthy pink crustaceans that swim about in a pool of Marie Rose surrounded by Iceberg lettuce, then some pervert has the audacity to refer to this abomination as a cocktail!

Apologies the kitchen has ran out of Garlic mushrooms may I suggest the Sea Maggot cocktail?

by DeCaldo June 5, 2018

Swampy Sea

When the male shits into a females Vagina pussy and then continues to have sex to stir it all around and finishes by eating her out

Yeah baby I want that good swampy sea.

by whackgal69 April 4, 2017

Sea-nanigans

Shenanigans on the high seas which generally involves ample quantities of rum.

They were headed sailing for a week full of sea-nanigans.

by CaptainSeananigans April 26, 2017

Sea bitch

They're called sea bitches because we should have seen those bitches coming. Best described as white people who traveled the fucking ocean to commit mass genocide while stealing the land of the native Americans.

"Immigrants are stealing our jobs and ruining this country!" Well you sea bitches stole the lives and land of the Native Americans first so what now Becky?

by Salty bich April 19, 2018

at sea

Puzzled, perplexed, completely confused (about a subject or some task at hand), lost, bewildered. This idiom transfers the condition of a vessel that has lost its bearings to the human mind. Charles Dickens used it in Little Dorrit (1855):

I tried to do well in this class, but I've been at sea since we started.

When it comes to higher math, John is totally at sea.

by Nalaar September 9, 2017