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Snail sandwich

The act of taking a butter knife and shoving it up a woman’s pussy and scrap around for some vaginal secretion (the white clumpy shit in a pussy) and then using the secretion on a PB and J instead of jelly
Man I love when my wife makes me a snail sandwich for work! It’s delicious and has one hell of an aroma.
by Bigoleballsack September 23, 2022
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Drain Sandwich

Drain Sandwich has two meanings which when used interchangeably can add to the brilliant comedic effect.

1. A Drain Sandwich is another term to refer to the act of sticking an adversaries head inside of a toilet bowl, preferably a public or school toilet, and flushing said toilet. This can also be referred to as a swirly.

2. A Drain Sandwich can refer to anything caught by a sink strainer or a sandwich made with food caught in a sink strainer.
80's Movie Bully: Come here nerd you need your daily drain sandwich.
80's Movie Protogainst: Please not today, it's picture day. I can't get my hair wet.
80's Movie Bully: Then eat this instead dweeb. (while handing him a drain sandwich.)
80's Movie Protogainst: *gagging* What is this, a drain sandwich?
by Jimmy_Defines January 2, 2022
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I'm a Sandwich

Saying that you're a sandwich is the equivalent to saying that you're a submissive in a BDSM relationship. It can also mean that you have to desire to he in the previously mentioned relationship in which you are the submissive
Jonah: I'm a sandwich
Oliver: What does that mean?
Jonah: It means I want my girlfriend to peg me
by I'm_A_Sandwich January 5, 2022
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Sandwich Muncher

A derogatory term used to describe polish people because they eat a lot of andwiches
Random English person: Hey its a sandwich muncher!!!!!
Random polish person: *cries*
by ImTwisTy January 13, 2022
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Verb Sandwich

Used to cover up a terrible outcome on a test (generally in German class). Originated from a test on Konjunktions and the user managed to forget about the verb sandwich rule and absolutely bombed the test.
Vishram- “Hey Anish, what did you get on the test.”

Anish- “Verb Sandwich
Vishram- “What?”
Anish- “Verb Sandwich
by PizzaCatDog January 24, 2022
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wet sandwich

someone who is being a jerk or lame and can ruin the mood
by Moosekaper April 11, 2022
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Glaswegian Sandwich

two pieces of white bread, with another piece of white bread as the filling.

A common meal among the aristocracy and students.
Child: what's for dinner ma?
Mother: fek off ya wee shyt am tryn shoot up some brown ere
Child: guess it's a glaswegian sandwich for me tonight
by Big boi d January 23, 2021
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