Sam Falk

Sam Falk is a dog trapped in a human’s body. He will follow anyone who gives him orders and is even willing to jump off of cliffs if his leader does so. Enjoys sports, jazz band, and men. In its free time a Sam Falk will watch Phineas and Fern, practice his trumpet, and look at pictures of Kyle Davidson.

Friend 1: Hey, where’s your Sam Falk?
Friend 2: He’s over there, chewing on that go-go squeeze.

by alsonotsamfalk January 29, 2020

sam jenkins

A military nut, is usually called a jew mostly likes rock music and frank Sinatra and lives in Germany under a rock

Who is that

That's a sam Jenkins a filthy jew

by Uooof February 6, 2020

Sam Gee

A Sam Gee is a type of person who is vertically challenged but however can be very scary at times. A Sam Gee can also be a delusional pedophile that likes his youngest brother.

You see that boy over there i heard he’s a Sam Gee!

by Henz05 April 13, 2020

Sam Willer

If you've ever spent a day with a Sam Willer you will instantly realise he's a huge fucking Simp. Sam will always leave the boys just to talk to a girl and rejects the bro's before hoes code.

"Where's Sam Willer at? We need a fourth on warzone."
"He's talking to a girl."
"Fucking Simp."

by MaxT2599 April 23, 2020

Gay Sam

Gay person living in Blairgowrie Scotland.

“Do you know Sam?”
“Sam who?”
“Gay Sam”

by Pollylove November 16, 2020

Sam Kamali

He holds the world record for the biggest booty attached to a boy, despite this though he’s the unwanted child of his family, maybe because his whole life revolves around Mason Greenwood.

Boy: Do you know Sam Kamali?
Girl: Yes, I’m so jealous of his arse

by Stanley1 July 30, 2020

Sam Russel

Is very mean, bullies people for fun. Rufuses to be Barbie, but let’s me be the duck that eats cupcakes and spits the sprinkles out on the roof. Plays football and basketball 🤢🤢

Sam Russel is hideous.

by Simone Delmarter June 12, 2020