The Rusty Wiggle

An unconscious squirming motion that is sometimes the result of anal leakage due to overconsumption of Greek Yogurt.

I've had yogurt for breakfast all week and now I'm doing the Rusty Wiggle.

by @JESTERWUZHERE March 3, 2022

Rusty Beaver

When a woman shits, while you are eating her ass

“Dude this chick rusty beavered my ass last night.” “ I’m gonna give you a rusty beaver.”

by Aaron created this December 24, 2020

Rusty Delano

A rusty delano is when you get a handjob from your cousin in Hyde Park on Hudson

I got a rusty delano at the family reunion last month.

by giantsnail December 25, 2020

Rusty Assassin

A sexual act in which one engages in surprise, consensual coitus with a partner, where he and/or she sneaks up behind the target and begins to perform any type of penetration, as the second partner releases their bowels. The defecate may be purposeful or not, either way the instigator or “assassin” will be covered in excrement, thus the pre-fix “rusty”, as it gives the appearance of being covered in a splotchy brown substance.

“Peter attempted to make love with me last night, but after some spicy Indian food I accidentally made him a rusty assassin”

by botmizzlejay January 2, 2021

rusty oyster

When a woman is on the rag, and drags her bleeding snatch across your face while you sleep.

I was sleeping peacefully when out of nowhere Lindsay gave me the ole' Rusty Oyster

by Mobileheath January 26, 2021

Dirty Rusty

The dirty rusty is to simultaneously suck dick while you cook

*smacks ass* hey babe bacon smells good let's pull a dirty rusty

by Izzbirddog February 19, 2021

rusty nipple

a drink made from mixing whiskey and milk

"man all I have is whiskey and milk"
"that's cool dude, i'll have a rusty nipple"

by parsleypants March 31, 2021