Make a mud pit in my pud mitt

When you take a shit in your hand and jack off with the wet turd..

Got so Randy last night watching the debate that I had to make a mud pit in my pud mitt..

by Klankneptune February 12, 2024

Maple Valley Pit Stop

Having sex in a dilapidated RV in Maple Valley, WA while six pit bulls pee on you and a seventh poops on you.

Those hobos are taking a Maple Valley Pit Stop!
This place smells as bad as a Maple Valley Pit Stop!

by Snappercarr March 3, 2024

pit baggin

Pit Baggin- a hick way of describing mudding or pit riding.

Oh f**k bud, let’s get the bikes and go pit baggin
*country boy slang for mudding

by Coon Casher July 3, 2021

Pit crew

When a group of 3 women make a man cum extremely fast. The women will break down the garage door and strip down the male posthaste. This event is usually done where one stimulates his prostate, the second would preform a BJ or HJ (depending on her specialty) and the other would sit on his face. After ejaculation the women leave quickly through the window.

Todd - I heard the record for a pit crew was 5.7 seconds.
Marco - No dude I just beat that yesterday when 3 thick Latinas got me off in 5.4 seconds

by Mikeydimes January 25, 2026