dick in the mud

The act of Anal Butt and she/he/it shit into the partner penis

I was with Cindy last Night and she really gave Me a Dick in the Mud.

by Pizza guy 37 July 10, 2016

mud wolf

THE MUD WOLF IS A MESSY SEX POSITION, WHERE YOU STAB A GIRL IN THE ASS AFTER A LONG NASTY SHIT, BUT YOU MUST HOWL LIKE A WOLF WHEN YOU GET OFF, MUST BE PERFORMED ON A FULL MOON

GIRL YOUR GOING TO GET MUD WOLFED TONIGHT

by stick it then lick it June 22, 2016

dirty mud

Dirty Mud is a man with coarse curly hair who wears his ex girlfriends bracelets while riding dirt bikes in the woods. He loves jumping on men.

Dirty Mud won his wrestling match today

by Jack Arc April 12, 2020

Mudded Up

To Cover Oneself in One’s own feces, as if to hide from predator Aliens, to avoid or end contact with other people. Usually a cry for help after creating a 2 and a half hour podcast about Twilight: New Moon.

Adam was tired of Dave so he Mudded Up to avoid speaking with him any further.

by Dsmbfree June 10, 2020

mud pole

Decent body, busted face.

Q-How's she look?
A- Ehh... she's a mud pole you should get drunk first.

by jay tayman September 12, 2011

Mud Monster

when you have so much fun you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monster.

by definitelyn0tcoveredinshit September 19, 2021

Mud Monster

When you're having to much fun that you wouldn't notice that you were covered in shit.

"My friend and I we're were mud monsters in the backyard."

by somethinguwu September 24, 2021