Italian Ass Wedge

When a group of Italians get in a conga line and shove pizza slices in eachother's asses.

I saw the great Italian Ass Wedge yesterday in rome.

by Aferly April 5, 2023

Italian fork

When one shoves pasta in there but hole and lets it marinade for a day. Then forks it out in a twirling motion the poop being the perfect sauce.

He aldo you should try the Italian fork dish. Me and my lady loved the sauce and the noodle was so marinated.

by Freezedry69 April 28, 2023

italian brown bess

Loading ones anus with lasagna using a broomstick to ram it in there, much like how one loads a musket.

Boy, Charlie got wild last night with the italian brown bess.

by CIAButNot May 14, 2023

The Italian Senate Incident

so on the 17th of january the italian senate were holding a meeting about...i dunno, pizza or sum shit. Then, outta nowhere, a hacker made his way to the call and broadcasted porn of Tifa Lockheart from FFVII. it was awesome lol.

Guy one: "Bro did you hear about the Italian senate incident"
Guy two: "the one with tifa lockhart?"
Guy one: "yea"
Guy two: "yea that was funny as shit lol"

by NFTs are gay September 22, 2023

Italian snorkel

Roman meat helmet with penis into the mouth

She wanted a Roman meat helmet but I gave her an Italian snorkel

by Smellyalater September 23, 2023

Golden Italian

A drunk Italian-American (typically male) who deliberately urinates in his pants instead of getting up to use the bathroom.

Marc's barstool is continously soaked in piss because he's a Golden Italian who thinks giving himself a Golden Shower is better than pissing in a urinal and losing his seat.

by Hot Franklin July 5, 2023

Toni The Italian

When a boy does something non-acceptable the legend says that a tall, buff Italian man by the name Toni will rape said boy in the arse with his 16 inch Johnson.

"I will do something that will a lotta people off"
"Be Carefull, or Toni The Italian will get ya!"

by Geoffthehomosexualskeleton July 25, 2023