The Threesome Fairy is a mystical entity that bestows the fate of a threesome for you in the near future by using its power to make all the stars align so that the next time you get lucky, you are destined to hook up with 2 chicks at the same time. If you seemingly stumbled your way into a threesome after a night out at the club (nice!) thank the Threesome Fairy.
by vcraine December 11, 2025
Get the Threesome Fairy mug.someone who smokes crack and is 1 always on the carpet looking for their crack toke they lost 2 they are always on the carpet looking for a crack toke they didn't just drop but still are looking anyways even though there's no dope on the floor 3 they are pretending to be looking for their toke they claimed to have just lost but never did they are really just looking all over the carpet for other dope that may be on the carpet at whosever place they are at 4 they are looking for other peoples dope on the floor 5 they have stolen dope off whomever they are hanging out with from there place and they plant it or throw it on the floor then pretend to be either looking for their own toke or helping the other person find dope for them and then claiming it was there's they just dropped it 6 they some how always seem to find dope on your floor claiming to have either lost it the other day or just dropped it or like they find someone else's toke that came over and left and they found a chunk of crack they left behind even though you swept your floor they mysteriously a little too much always find or claim to have found magicaly Make a peice of crack appear out of no where
Person 1 : that's all I have left damn they really do need to start calling this shit more Im already down to just a gram I could have sworn I had like fucking at least 2 grams
Person 2: same here bro all my dope is gone I think I see a chunk under the corner of the rug right there that's probably mine from earlier
Person 1: get the fuck off my floor you fucking carpet fairy your always on all fours crawling around my floor for crying out loud your not digging though my garbage either
Person 2: same here bro all my dope is gone I think I see a chunk under the corner of the rug right there that's probably mine from earlier
Person 1: get the fuck off my floor you fucking carpet fairy your always on all fours crawling around my floor for crying out loud your not digging though my garbage either
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