Dutch submarine

When you shit whilst in a bath or pool, you've created a Dutch submarine.

"Hey check that out, is that a toy floating in the water there?"
-"I wouldn't get close to that thing, pretty sure it's a Dutch submarine."
"Oh, yikes! Hey, maybe we can get Josh to touch it."

by absolutely_not_a_weeb October 27, 2021

Dutch dip

When a Dutch man submurges his 'bean bags' in au jus and proceeds to 't-bag' his colleagues.

No association with the common 'French Dip"

Wow, can you believe Tim gave Jamie a Dutch Dip!?

by TheBlondeAccountant August 3, 2017

Dutch Cupcake

When you are holding hands with a person and you casually pull their hand towards your buttocks and fart between the intertwined palms.

My boyfriend gave me a fat Dutch cupcake in the airport.

by seyahsays March 16, 2019

Dutch Bicycle

A bicycle with a normal design (has a wide seat, suspension, a back rack, chainguard, mudguard) that can be ridden in an upright position (upright as in sitting or walking); a Gazelle, Batavus, or Azor bicycle; a mode of transportation

I'm getting rid of my horrible mountain bike and getting a Dutch bicycle instead.
This is a Dutch bicycle, not that nonsensical foolishness called a BMX bike

by fietsen December 24, 2018

Dutch Sauna

To take a giant smelly shit in the bathroom while someone is showering. Hot steamy shit smell fills the room.

My dad gave me a Dutch Sauna yesterday.

by Snowman 50522 June 12, 2018

Dutch Waffle

The act of taking a shit in the shower and stomping it down the drain.

Wow I really gave it the old Dutch waffle last night.

Normal people don't Dutch waffle bro.

by Bigballer2301 April 12, 2022

dutch rudder

When a man get a hand shandy from a lady but he controls the pace at which her hand moves by holding her hand. Or it could be the other way around.

She totally gave me a Dutch Rudder. Or did I give it to myself? Either way, it was great!

by indefensible May 19, 2006