August

A red haired small person who is trying to fit in and always fails. A very white person with a small penis and a very disgusting look. He smells bad and he is often a nerd. His breath is contagious!! Not the guy you want in your bed because he gets tired after 2 minutes.

This person is a typical august.

by Coolguy71725 December 12, 2016

August

National Gault member Day! If you are a member of the Gault ,today is your day to be gay!

It makes sense he’s acting like this sense today is August 3
He’s so gay , today , it’s gotta be August 4

by Cracker_#1 August 1, 2019

Sven August

Some guy who does ski, loves lasagna and play Fortnite with the pro boiz. He's really into the bois. oops i meant fortnnit. He always has a friend named Jo.

That Sven August REALLY loves LASAGNA. HE'S a REAL GARFIELD!

by LOLDAMAN November 6, 2019

August

If You Were Born in August Your Parents Fail No Nut November

P1:I was Born on August

P2: Your Mom and dad Failed You lmao
P1 What do you mean
P2 It Takes 9 Months For a Baby to Be born and 9 Months from November is August Which mean you mom and Dad Failed No Nut November

by KingPlays November 6, 2019

august 3

international canadian frog day, the day in which frogs are born and move canada

-omg there’s Sacculos, he is a frog
-yeah, I bet he was born on August 3...

by frogabs November 7, 2019

23th august

The day where people with huge cocks are born

Jacob: dude, did you know that jack is born on 23th august.
Henry: yeah, of course haven't you seen his huge cock

by Hey biiiitchhh November 11, 2019

August

August means that your dad didn’t finish No Nut November!!

Dad: son did u finish NNN?
Son: yes, did you?
Dad:no, because you were born in August

by Weird kid 666 November 18, 2019