Dumptruck Titties

Like a dumptruck ass on the chest; large breasts.

Yo, did you see Brittany? She’s got those Dumptruck Titties.

by patrolpatrol December 15, 2020

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titty cream

An antiseptic cream, which doesn't actually exist, specifically for the purpose of applying to enflamed, grazed, chafed, cut or swollen nipples.

By the end of the marathon, Morticia's nipples were so swollen and red-raw, having just had a sweaty running shirt chafing them for a good 4 hours or more, that she applied a whole tube of titty cream to both of them.

by The Double Bass Adonis August 16, 2012

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Titty Wax

A special lube used to oil a girl's titties, priming her for a nice titty fuck.

I was titty fucking Cameran last night but it was too dry. I grabbed my titty wax and proceeded to go to town...

by YaBoyJCriddy August 24, 2011

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titty robbery

stealing fake tits from a blonde prostitute so you can wear them yourself

Greg: hey Billy I did a titty robbery,
Billy: yeah nice,
Greg: see look im wearing her titties now,
Billy: oh yeah nice I like them titties,
Greg: here feel my titties Billy,
Billy: oh yes Greg oh oh oh I love dem tiddies!
Billy: (starts to get a boner)
Greg: I've watched enough hentai to know where this is going,

half an hour later

Greg: oh BIlly pound my ass while you touch my titties!
Billy: oh shit Greg im gonna cum!
Greg: cum in my ass Billy!!
Billy: oh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Greg: I feel like a new born baby, wet and stuck.

by weedhead11111111111111111 June 5, 2018

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Bong Titty

The phenomenon of heightened male breast growth due to increased estrogen levels resultant of excessive marijuana intake. Usually take the shape of a flacid torpedo.

Ya see the bong titty on that dude

by ssi January 26, 2007

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