Pimp Slap

1. (noun)
An action that consists of the slapping of a person for unknown or unfair reasons; Like how a pimp would do his hoe

See also: backhand and bitch slap

Derrick: Well I think you're wrong!
Rachel: Excuse me?
Derrick: You heard me! You're wro-- *is backhanded*
George: Oh shit! She just pimp slapped you!

by totallynotvain298 October 3, 2016

pimp a baby

Using a trusted person's baby or small child to claim as a qualifying child on your taxes to lower your tax due or get a money refund. The trusted person must not be required to (or will not) file taxes.

It's tax time and I need to find someone I can trust to a pimp a baby.

by Not a Philistine December 2, 2016

pimp-aid

used when your poor, koolaid made with extra water and sugar to make it go further

she was so poor she made her kids pimp-aid

by itsme2018 October 10, 2018

cold pimp

A person who 'owns' outrageous, flashy behavior. Often in choice of attire.

He showed up for the boxing match weigh in, a cold pimp in a full length mink coat

by Nodsumi July 17, 2017

Pimp spoon

When you’re spooning with not one but two people and you are granted the honor of being in the center. With your arms wrapped around the people on both of your sides you feel like the pimp you never got to be

“Yooo I was hanging with Becky and Amber”
“Ya and.. ”

“I ended up pimp spoon between them on the couch”
“Nice bro”

by killMEpleaseTHANKS December 27, 2018

Dutch pimp

One that can easily multitask in both the pushing of drugs and the pimpin of hoes. The true one stop shop!

I'm so glad I ran into a Dutch pimp, he hooked me up with this bag and this bag hoe

by Mikky Miller December 29, 2018

morality pimp

When someone claims they have certain morals regarding circumstances on an issue of particular ideologically favorable subject matter, but when the same circumstances the same issue are applied to an ideologically unfavorable subject matter, their defenses and attacks based on that moral are absent, or now opposed.

She believes Ms. Ford about the sexual assault with no evidence against the Judge, but didn't believe 5 women about a sexual assault against her husband. She is a real Morality Pimp.

by Harvard Dictionary September 27, 2018