Nickname on Capital Hill for the incompetent and corrupt U.S. representative from Colorado's 4th District, who has been a disaster for both Colorado and our nation.
by LaughingAloud December 11, 2025
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She is the immaculate woman and cannot be compared to even the gods of beauty and love as she has more in her than any goddess could fathom, amazing in every aspect and will always be loyal because she is kind hearted and caring and passionate about the things she cares about even if she shouldn’t . Raechel Lauren is a prefect picture of a woman and if you ever have the possibility of finding her which you don’t because there’s only one true perfection on earth with that name, you would be in a state of constant bliss in every second you are blessed with her amazing presence even when she is far away you would not be able to stop feeling her perfect energy because she is too strong and intelligent to not feel everything she wants you to feel and if you were to ever get on her bad side I’m sure that would be the end of your existence permanently no respawn or reincarnation your just ceasing to exist as she’s so good and perfect you could not even think about doing anything bad to her.
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by your_mums_uncle November 22, 2021
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