Cry nap

Taking a nap after crying

I just got a whooping from my mom I’m about to take a cry nap

by Mysterious 😏 June 1, 2022

Jump nap

When someone goes to the bathroom and jacks off and takes a dump then takes a nap all on the toilet

Its been a rough day so far at work , since we finally got some downtime imma go take a jump nap

by AnonRS001 March 31, 2022

Jump nap

When someone goes to the bathroom and jacks off and takes a dump then falls asleep all while on the toilet

Josh went and took another jump nap while his coworkers were busy

by AnonRS001 April 1, 2022

ampm nap

When you take such an amazing nap that when you wake up, you don't know if it's am or pm

Mom: *asleep*
Kid: Mom, wake up. It's 6:30
Mom: Oh damn! But wait, we don't have school today.
Kid: Mom, it's time for dinner.
Mom: Yeah ok, I just had a really good ampm nap.

by Alayia Onya November 10, 2021

Fatman nap

When a fat man(offensive lineman) is cutting weight, and is so hungry he takes a nap to stop him from eating

Bro I took a fatman nap yesterday

by Anyonomes 48 hunnid March 8, 2022

sap nap

Why do you put a space between your fucking idiot

It’s sapnap not sap nap bozo

by Hottie7402 October 2, 2021

Nap Fishing

Similar to cat fishing. When someone on their dating profile doesn’t tell you something like they have narcolepsy.

Man: “ I am a victim of a professional nap fisher. I caught her on the first date asleep in her food. And I realized she had narcolepsy and hadn’t disclosed that to me. Low and behold, a nap fishing traumatic event. “

by Borracha Grace October 2, 2021