Country Rich Faggots

A Robben-Barren sociopath who steals happiness, roasts others in negativity consistently, neglects others continuously. While also blaming others for there own faults. With no financial budgeting skills.

Those Country Rich Faggots with the squatted truck and a crew of potheads who disregards and cuts throughs traffic blasting stanky droopy watery tunes while reckoning havock on the highway.

by eyetried January 10, 2023

Country Blumpkin

A blumpkin, but instead of defecating in a toilet, you’re shitting in a yard.

I was receiving a country blumpkin from Amber Lynn, when the homeowner came out and threatened us with a deer rifle.

by HBlackCountryBlumpkin January 14, 2023

Palestine isn't a country

Right! Yeah! Totally 😉😉 Neither is Taiwan 😉😉

Hym "Palestine isn't a country 😉😉 In the same way that Taiwan ✌️✊️✌️isn't a country✌️✊️✌️ You feel me?"

by Hym Iam November 22, 2023

national kiss a country boy day

On December 1st you have to find a country boy and kiss him and thank him for all he does

Girl:do you know what day it is?
Country boy:December 1st?
Girl:*kisses him*. It’s national kiss a country boy day!!
Country boy:well I’m not gon complain

by HighVoltageOutdoors November 22, 2023

country glenn

Country Glenn is an apartment complex where all the beaners live, no wifi signal, most have no papers, and all you will see when you enter the complex is trucks and landscaping equipment.

Friend 1: yo you trynna go to country glenn?

friend 2: nah bro im not trynna get shot

friend 1: yea you right

by ball trimmer 69 December 4, 2023

Shore Country Day School

A sick ass elementary and middle school located in the fabulous town of Beverly, Massachusetts. Not only is it one of the most rigorous schools in the north of Massachusetts, it is athletically unbeatable. Even with a TOTAL LACK OF SCHOOL SPIRIT, the tight knit community, amazing talent, and hard working students make this awesome, cool, fucking amazing school what it is. Students generally go on to some of the best boarding schools in the country, like Exeter, Andover, Groton, and others. In addition, it has some amazing alumni, such as astrophysicists, professors, doctors, and iron-man runners. Students are generally very wealthy, belong to country clubs, and live in towns like Marblehead, Wenham, and Lynnfield. Basically, we’re really cool, specifically cooler than Brookwood, Tower, Pike, Landmark, Wearing, and any other insignificant, useless school out there.

Person 1: Bro, SCDS is so cool!
Person 2: Actually I go to Brookwood and it’s sick.
Person 1: grumpy
Person 2: *explodes due to lack of coolness*
Person 1: all hail Shore Country Day School!

by strawberries.for.Al December 4, 2023

Starved Rock Country

The name of general marketing strategy geared toward the disassociation of Private Businesses, Public Works, and Local events/areas of some historical importance from the more well known regional title “The Illinois Valley” or “The IV” to its aforementioned name. Stemming from its association in some objective proximity with Starved Rock State Park. Said strategy noted to be very unfavorable with locals, promoted mostly by ineffectual business owners and small town pseudo-celebrities on social media platforms.

“Hey I can’t find Starved Rock Country on map, are you sure that’s what it’s called?”

by Goobergobbler December 9, 2023