“Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.” is a response to anything and everything.
This phrase came from a bitter old man named John, this is John’s only accomplishment.
This phrase came from a bitter old man named John, this is John’s only accomplishment.
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Get the Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad. mug.Billy: “why do people like ostriches?“
Bob: “well, you see, little billy, ostriches are superior to the human race“
Bob: “well, you see, little billy, ostriches are superior to the human race“
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Get the why mug.Why is everything on here related to sex is when u cum all over ur best gf's face & pussy whilst looking up random definitions on urban dictionary and finding out all of them relate to sex in some way, see also "the best nutjob ever"
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Get the Why Is Everything on Here Related to Sex? mug.1. Used primarily by people who will take advantage of you. Especially if you are an indoctrinated defender. Avoid these people at all costs and try not to kill yourself stationed at Minot AFB.
2. If you think no one cares, this random internet stranger will feel bad.
3. If used facetiously, the kind of people that empathize with your pain.
2. If you think no one cares, this random internet stranger will feel bad.
3. If used facetiously, the kind of people that empathize with your pain.
1. SSgt: My DEROS is coming up Senior, any suggestions?
Rapist SMSgt: "Why not Minot?"
2. SSgt: I saw Minot AFB on my dream sheet and I'm going to choose, "Why not Minot?"
Concerned friend: Do I need to escort you to mental health?
3. Veteran: I created this to warn you. Do not trust anyone who says, "Why not Minot?"
Rapist SMSgt: "Why not Minot?"
2. SSgt: I saw Minot AFB on my dream sheet and I'm going to choose, "Why not Minot?"
Concerned friend: Do I need to escort you to mental health?
3. Veteran: I created this to warn you. Do not trust anyone who says, "Why not Minot?"
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Get the Nick, Why You Bully Me mug.Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine
There are many types of the joke, such as:
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."
"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."
"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."
"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."
"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."
"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."
A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)
There are many types of the joke, such as:
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."
"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."
"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."
"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."
"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."
"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."
A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)
Here is an example:
Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."
Brook: "Spit it out dude."
Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."
Johnathan: ":("
Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."
Brook: "Spit it out dude."
Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."
Johnathan: ":("
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