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Keys without the E

A funny and intelligent thing to tell your teacher after they give you a F-, so they'll give you an A+.
Teacher: You got an F- on a test worth 75% of your grade. You'll have to retake this class.
You: Keys without the E.
Teacher: Oh my garlic! It turns out you are very intelligent and witty! Forget about your F-, here's an A+.
by Mr. Clean's side chick December 17, 2023
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low-key

The phrase 'low-key' is used in many different ways. The first way to use it is when describing something that isn't obvious. The second way is when using something you are shy of, I guess? 3rd thing is that this phrase is hypothetically a CRAZE. This phrase can be put in front of ANYTHING and make sense. LITERALLY ANYTHING.
1. "Hey, Serena. Who's your favorite artist?"

"Low-key? Pablo Picasso."
2. "Girl, who do you have a crush on? Spill!"

"Low-key...James!"
3. "Did you do homework?"

"Low-key no."
by gummy_1 December 18, 2023
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KEI SI

means i’m dead in zopau! (“im dead” is used to express laughter)
kei= im, si=dead
someone: mama farted in class today and in smelt like eggs

u: HAHAHA KEI SI
by saratonin April 15, 2023
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Brown Key

Where one shits on a keyboard.
by Calern7 April 22, 2023
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Keys

An uncommon nickname for those with uncommon traits. Keys is a helpful person, although self-conscious at times, they enjoy whatever small friend group they have scrapped together. Keys often get random obsessions with random things (such as the 'Everything is Awesome' song). Keys also enjoys their alone time.
"Keys can be so skrunkly at times"
by Harpii July 18, 2023
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There’s a key for every hole

Another way of saying , ‘There’s someone for everyone’; The key referring to the male genitalia and the hole referring to the female
‘Who the hell wants that?’

‘Well you know what they say, there’s a key for every hole… and some holes have a lot of keys.’
by SiL3Nt J September 11, 2023
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No Key

A mixture between no cap and low key. It was popularized by SypherPK's sexy editor, Jack.
Some guy: "This new fortnite season goes hard. No key!"
by ChadThunderc0k December 4, 2021
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