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The Sliding X Position

The Sliding X position is an intense sex move that requires a lot of stretching beforehand.

How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap before leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
"Engage the Sliding X Position dear, I'm feeling Horny with a capital H"

"Hey Honey! Good for you to come home from work and as a surprise, I'm already in the sliding x position for you baby. Run the fuck at me babe"

"Yes doctor, we got these injuries from the sliding x position. Lets just say, there was knees in place they shouldn't have been."
by SeyekoCorpse August 5, 2022
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The Sliding X Position

This is a sex move that requires a lot of cardio and stretching beforehand.

How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
"Yes Doctor, we got these injuries from performing The Sliding X Position. Let's just say that knees went places they shouldn't have"

"Hey honey, welcome home, as you can see that I am already in The sliding x position for you cause you've worked so hard. Go on big boy, take a run at this"

"Wanna try this Sliding X Position? It looks quite advanced"
by SeyekoCorpse August 5, 2022
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Sliding

When you roll in your own shit and hug your dog so he can smell you and then lick it off (just before sliding up and down, spreading it against each other) including your bumhole, then you spunk in your dogs eye.
I had a sliding session with my dog the other day
by Smelliebellie August 6, 2022
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slide n glide

When you have a gloriously smooth shit. So smooth in fact, that when one wipes, there is no evidence. To qualify, a deposit must be no less than 6 linear inches with a minimum 5 inch girth.
Man, I just had the best slide n glide I’ve ever had!
by Mr. Hankey May 3, 2022
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Sliding

Yo I was trippin balls earlier and I'm fuckin sliding now
by Dinosaur dick May 7, 2022
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The Dark Slide

This is Star Wars' Emperor Palaptine's favorite breakdance move!
Emperor Palaptine, danced "The Dark Slide," when he found out Boba Fett captured Han Solo, of The Rebel Alliance! Unfortunately, the emperor's joy, will be short-lived, since Leia eventually rescues Han Solo.
by jrpgkin May 9, 2022
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