pga punch

comparable to purple drank

"He made some pga punch in his college dorm room bathtub"

by PuzzledMantis March 10, 2017

Tropical punch

When a couple participate in a form of powerful (fisting) during the the females monthy cycle (period) during a heavy flow. The heavier the flow the more tropical the punch.

"we can't tonight as it's my time of the month" . "But what about a tropical punch?" "We'll I guess it is a pretty heavy flow this month".

by Mc Nerds (the real sperm) March 12, 2017

butthole punch

(verb) To punch one's butthole.

Stop doing that or I will butthole punch you.

by bingbongcamshaft May 5, 2016

royal punch

When you are having sex with your partner from behind and just before climax you punch them hard in the kidneys.

I gave my girlfriend a royal punch last week, she hasn't stopped pissing blood.

by Squattingjester September 5, 2016

orangutan punch

The process of flailing ones arms in the air and bringing them down upon the head/neck of a partner during sexual intercorse

"She rode too soft so I gave her an orangutan punch..."

by SassyMcSaggyBuns July 12, 2016

Spunk punch

After you blow your load in to a comdom, you turn it inside out and smack your girl in the face with it.

I took of that used jimmy hat and spunk punched that bitch in the face.

by Chef taco May 24, 2016

grumpy punching

The act of taking a long, large, and usually overdue shit.

"My grumpy punching tags have come in."
"That coffee was good, but now it's time for grumpy punching."
"She's taking forever because she is grumpy punching."

by HeavyMusicWorshipper May 31, 2016