the weird guy from across the hall you thought would be normal but is actually a texan and tells you about his sex life unsolicited. lowkey alcoholic and dependent on weed. claims he is a player but really gets hung up on a girl as soon as she sleeps with him.
damn, you're acting like such a patrick right now.
trust me, you don't need another patrick after the last one.
trust me, you don't need another patrick after the last one.
by user12321443411145535422321678 February 14, 2022
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by LAGAE69 March 2, 2022
Get the Patrick mug.A tall skinny dude who loves to be crazy! Has amazing eyes but is afraid of eye contact. Has his strong political views, loves to workout, and sports. He has the best taste in music and will spam you with memes. Patrick doesn’t know how special he is but will see once he finds the right girl. Don’t let go of your patrick guys.
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by Sarah Ben March 8, 2022
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by PeanutFreeMeatloaf June 5, 2021
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