January 22

The Day you ask your crush out and he might reject you

Person: heyyy wanna go out
Crush: hell nahh
Person: it’s January 22
Crush: oh then yess
Person Yay

by getting rejected by my crush January 21, 2020

January 1

The day Jermy Linki-Chow was born
Also New Years

Happy January 1
Happy new years?
No happy Birth of The Almighty Linki-Chow

by Random commenter October 19, 2019

7th Of January

International motorboat day!

*motorboats a girl*
Female: “What was that for?”
Male: “It’s the 7th of January.”
Female: “Feel free to do that again then!”

by ¥ungDaggerDick October 31, 2019

January, 31

National Turn Your Camera Off On Zoom Day

Teacher: Turn your camera on!
Student: Sorry miss it's January, 31, National Turn Your Camera Off On Zoom Day

by Simp For Wonder Woman January 11, 2021

January 15

National show your tits and pussy day.

Guy:yo its January 15
Girl:here u go bby. *shows her tits and pussy

by I'm up to my neck in pussy January 15, 2021

January 25

National give you gf you hoodie day

Bro today is January 25!
Ikkk

by anonymous January 22, 2021

January 20

This day will be the best day of the year, and your crush will ask you to be their bf/gf. If you were born on this day you are the friend that 3rd wheels everything.

Guys, today will be a great day. It is January 20!

by PICKLEGOD37 April 12, 2022