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Italian facial

The act of your dermatologist pouring hot spaghetti on your face, then sit over top of you while she's squirting.
Yo bro I went to the dermatologist and ordered a Italian facial!
by DSDATURA January 31, 2024
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Italian Stallion

Sticking raw spaghetti in your ass and then sticking it into boiling water so it becomes soft. Then you can wag it like a tail.
It's crazy how Tommy went to the store with his mom for the pasta. He's gonna use it for the Italian Stallion.
by Discouragizer December 1, 2023
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Italian Butthole

Where the blowjob is so sloppy wet. The spit leaks to your ass crack and slicks the hair back. Giving you an Italian Butthole.
This chick was slobbering so hard that it slicked the hair back on my cheeks and gave me an Italian Butthole.
by Professor NuNu December 6, 2022
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Italian Butthole

Where the blowjob is so sloppy wet. It’s leaks to your butt cheeks and slicks the hair back like an ole Italian hair cut.
My girlfriend was slobbering so hard on my knob. That it leaked to my cheeks and slicked the hair back like an old Italian gangster cut. Giving me an Italian Butthole.
by Professor NuNu December 6, 2022
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Italian Pitstop

In a group activity, where the fastest person takes a break to recover, until the slowest person arrives; then they immediately leave.
"Bro, don't do an italian pitstop on me - I'm out of breath".
by Kuncho December 13, 2022
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The Italian

Your coworker who bears an uncanny resemblance to someone of Italian descent, but refuses to admit his true identity as an Italian. He also uses Italian catchphrases such as, “oui oui sauce”.
“Where’s the Italian?” - Jack Oswald White, The Dark Knight 2008.
by Trusted rocket scientist January 6, 2023
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Italian Loafers

The method Italian Mafia members would use to dispose of a body
Don't forget to give that rat a pair of Italian Loafers on his way out the door before he goes to sleep with the fish.
by HyperIntake13 April 5, 2023
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