turtle squad

A group of homosexual males who go to EDM festivals.

Me and my turtle squad are going to edc Orlando this weekend.

by Stan Birda April 20, 2018

turtle moment

commonly used when you get left on (un)read, usually by someone of the opposite gender

R: “Bro i double texted her but she left me on read both times.”

K: “Sucks bro, that’s a turtle moment”

by walkinghat August 5, 2020

Turtle Breath

Turtle Breath is the fart that precedes the Turtle head. It is directly out of the mouth of the turtle head therefore more rank smelling than usual.

Mate that fart is really RANK!

Yeah I know, it's the Turtle Breath

by Strandhogg December 14, 2012

Turtle Day

A day in school where one's backpack is so ponderous it looks like a turtle shell. Such magnitude in a backpack has often resulted in falling over and having one of your slightly less turtle-y friends help you back up.

Yesterday was a turtle day because we have a test tomorrow

by Elven Angel September 26, 2013

Turtle Milkshake

To give a man head while he is very soft and cold so that the penis looks like a turtle poking its head out.

My girl really loves me, I had gotten out of the pool and hit some cold air and had shrinkage on an epic level, so she gave me a turtle milkshake to make me warm up.

by Animefreakgoddess July 6, 2011

turtle dove

a small, flightless bird resembling a pigeon with a turtle shell on its back. It is almost completely useless, and lives in a tree all its life owing to the fact if it tries to jump down it will die (the turtle shell means it is too heavy to fly). Their diet composes of leaves, fruit, and any cat/monkey/other that climbs their tree.

how are your turtle doves doing, Dave?
Not very well, Bill. One of them swallowed my cat.

by unoriginally November 22, 2020

water turtle

cooter; a freshwater turtle native to the southeastern United States

Inverness is known for its annual Cooter Festival, which features water turtles.

by Jaclyn February 8, 2005