Tongue

I HATE MY TONGUE SO MUCH I CAN FEEL IT INSIDE MY MOUTH AND I HATE IT SO MUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHASODKJASALKSJSDSIOFDJSPAKBFSDBFASDBFDSFJBD;KJDASFDAIFUBEFJDAOIG

person 1: why tf are you crying-

person 2: I have a tongue :((((
person 1: damn bro im sorry

by TONGUE LAD January 9, 2023

Tongue-blasting

A severe verbal attack on someone that makes a tongue-lashing seem tame. tongue-lashing, blow up, chewing out, invective, snarl, accost, yell, screaming, scolding, talking to, dressing-down, berating, diatribe, castigation, lecturing, chiding, angry

I got a major tongue-blasting from my commanding officer when I accidently shot my teammate in the foot.

by joecoolthefool November 16, 2018

shovel tongue

When you're giving cunilingous and lick from bootie up too the CLIT (while tonuge is in shovel shape) "creator of the term "shovel tongue" Will

"They don't call me shovel tongue for nothing"

by Alexander Payne July 22, 2017

tongue plug

Where you plug the lady or mans butt with your tongue.

Let me tongue plug you baby

by dicklick2000 July 24, 2017

Tongue Strap

Tongue Strap (Noun) - The strap that holds your tongue down. * The long line of flesh under the tongue holding inside of your mouth*

"I ate so much pussy last night, that my tongue strap has muscle cramps" "Hey Bro, So how is your tongue strap today?"

by BB/TT August 9, 2017

serengeti tongue

When you are so high that you have the tongue very dry, like the serengueti dessert. Is a common expression in east Spain. (Lengua Serengueti)

''Oh man , i'm very high i'm feeling serengeti tongue''.

by Mad Lost Kid August 9, 2017

tongue flicker

A piece of popcorn kernel that gets stuck in your gum next to your teeth that you can't pull out but you can feel it with your tongue and flick it hoping to dislodge it.

That was great popcorn, but fuck, I can't get this tongue flicker out of my mouth.

by DreamNoLibs October 9, 2018