Wizard-Tailing

The magical sex act performed on a man who is in wizard cosplay attire. (Typically a worn-pointy hat and some type of robe). The wizard then tucks his genitalia backwards between his legs so when he bends over, lifting his robes, it resembles a tail. A man or woman would then service the member (typically orally) until completion, at which point the wizard would proclaim his ‘Harry Potter House’ upon ejaculation.

“GRYFINDOR!”

“Dude I went to comic-con last weekend and some chick was wizard-tailing a Dumbledore looking guy in the bathroom.”

by Vanderliz0r December 4, 2025

Gator Tail

Possibly older slang, but slang being used much more commonly these days. Refers to a fat/chunky line, typically of cocaine as its most often used by frat bros and Kick influencers in Florida/Miami, but it’s 2025 the frat boys and muscle heads are doing ketamine now it’s over chat.

“Hey do you think you charged me 200 dollars for this gram of cocaine in the fine sunshine state of Florida that I can get a complimentary gator tail?” - Freshman Pledge who spikes drinks

“Wtf? What does that even mean? And the answer is no, you’re lucky I didn’t sell it to you for 250 and said it was triple washed or something” - enterprising intelligent person

by StupidWookette December 15, 2025

Tail slap

The act of weaponizing a tail.

Danny used tail slap. It was super effective.

by zimmygirl777 January 21, 2025

Spyro's Tail

Glen Waverley

There are many good Chinese restaurants located in or around Spyro's tail

by ScarceWindow180 January 26, 2025

Tub and tail

To take a shower or bath before sex.

Tub and tail is good etiquette

by Chaffed February 4, 2025

Bench Tails

This one's a doozie. It's a comic that has been long forgotten but brought back by the internet archives. It's about Tails seeing Creme and an OC called Uni and then doing the boombayah with them. To make it worse, Creme and Uni are babies. and Tails is an adult. It's called two babies one fox.

"Dude it was just a bench tails joke!"

by bench tails February 28, 2025

Turkey Tailing

When two males face away from each other on all fours and one places a finger on their anus in order for the other to bump it and insert it into their own anus.

I was sore asf after my turkey tailing session with my buddy last night

by Real pop March 3, 2025