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Matthew

A guy who is fine asf and athletic. Extremely smart, not only is he hella hot but he is brilliant as well. Even though Matthew is so great, he doesn't use emojis when he texts so it makes him unreadable unless you conversate with him in person. Besides sucking ass at texting, he is a god on earth. He has killer abs and all the ladies want him.
Damnnnnnn, Matthew is fine asf but I texted him last night and I didn't understand if he was happy or not because he was so unexpressive with his words.
by Sparkling.skys June 8, 2019
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dave matthews band

Most Ultimate Best Band Ever. Pretty much all of their albums are extremely excellent with the best beign Under the Table and Dreaming. The way they perfectly blend guitar, sax, bass, drums and violin is incredible.
Person 1: I hate Dave Matthews Band
Person 2 (Highly Intellegent Person): Shut up you very retarted human.
by VF4000 November 18, 2005
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Dave Matthews Band

Satan's attempt to ruin rock music from the inside.
by ErRoBr November 11, 2007
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Dave Matthews Band

Dave Matthews is a painfully generic band usually found on the music interests section of Facebook.com.
Normal College Kid 1: Hey bro, what are you listening to?

Normal College Kid 2: Oh, just some Dave Matthews Band. I also like The Red Hot Chili Peppers, radiohead, John Mayer, and O.A.R.

Normal College Kid 1: Oh no way Bro, me too!
by IQG October 15, 2006
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Matthew

A really swell guy he likes to bully his brothers a lot but other times is really nice.
Matthew is alright.
by dudeimNotjj February 27, 2019
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Matthew

Matthew really doesn't know when to leave a girl alone. He is so annoying.
by chloerophylllllll November 14, 2019
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Matthew

Matthew is a sweet, caring guy. He likes to look presentable and often always looks good, they have amazing hair and are the best kissers. If you’re dating a Matthew you are truly lucky he might be a little distant but he just needs time to let you in, most Matthews come off to the world as players. This may be true but all they need is to have unconditional love so they know you won’t leave. If you’re dating a Matthew cherish them because you won’t find anyone better. Matthews also make the best soccer players
Wow Matthew has such cute hair

He’s so handsome and he isn’t even doing anything
by Goddess of the stars April 24, 2019
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