Dan Cohen

The sexy Jewish kid that has a big dong. He is also very good in bed even though everyone thinks he's gay he always says no homo, and his brain is the size of JEWpiter

Dan Cohen is know for assassinating hitler.

by Thatj3w December 3, 2019

Dirty Dan

Is a winner. Commonly known as an Erica.

No, haha you are funny actually I’m dirty dan!

by ButimtheWINNER August 20, 2019

Dan Fish

Someone who is so good at something that people refuse to acknowledge it out of fear.

Nathan Peterman is a Dan Fish

by BarackObamaOfficial September 1, 2019

uncle dan

someone who loses a lot

wow that uncle dan isn’t doing to well in catan

by payton wright September 5, 2019

DAN

He is a magnet to my iron heart. He had to of thrown a love dart at my heart. He thinks my rhymes are star worthy. He is smart, and listens when I feel like I am in the dark. No need for a spark, Dan is a flame that can never be tamed. I think I get it, he loves me just the same. Even though we all know I can be a pain. He is the most beautiful, giving, asshole (not in a bad way), interesting, mysterious, man with some horns and Halo I have ever met. Step away bitches he is mine, and if you don't listen I would be fine with punching you in the face. Even if you're prego Stephanie....hint hint. Just joking, but for fucking real.

You are no Dan, unless you empress, and rock a hat and t-shirt to the point I wear a only a skirt.

by Headondan69 September 9, 2019

Dan

A man who plays a video game for no longer then 5 minutes however he will play multiple video games for hours. This is part of the reason he is not very good at video games.

Man I wish I wasn’t such a Dan at video games

by Spike hammer September 15, 2019

dan

cool guy

dan is a cool guy

by knfdsnkfakjafdsjkhdfsjkh September 24, 2019