water paddock

The ocean

Look, we are flying across the water paddock!

by Crazywolf132 August 27, 2021

water damage

Damage that is caused by water. Can ruin electronics.

Water damage is not covered by the warranty of my ear buds, which I dropped into the toilet.

by ObamaWireless August 28, 2021

Dicky Waters

Dicky waters is when you secretly insert your flaccid penis into the opening of a water bottle and shake it around for a few seconds so that the entirety of the bottles contents have made content with your penis. You then hide the seemingly normal water bottle in plain sight and wait for an unsuspecting victim. Once your victim places the bottle to their lips and begins to drink the water (which has been dicked) you must yell "Dicky Waters!" and wait for their reaction. The best part about dicky waters is that since the act is virtually undetectable, one does not necessarily have to commit it. Simply exclaiming "Dicky Waters!" is enough for your victim to believe they have drank the cock water and spit it all out in disgust. For best results, attempt this act in a large group.

"hey did u hear that Alex got Dicky Waters'd in the cafeteria at lunch?"

"no way dude, thats sooo fucked up!"

by BigShplaid789 November 22, 2021

fortnite water

A term used to cause confusion or disgust in people when you say it. Use this if you want people to think you’re weird.

“Hey Jake, guess what”
Jake: “What”
“Fortnite Water!”
Jake: “..okay?”

by Fuzت May 28, 2023

Bummed water

Communal water tainted by anal sex

My cousin is having a party tonight, it should be good but make sure you don’t go in the hot tub. His misses only does anal inside it. I’m not getting in that bummed water.

by Jamie jokes March 12, 2023

Semen Water

A salty glass of water

Greg gave his dad a cup of salty water as a prank, and when he took a sip he spit it out and said “What is this, semen water?”

by thegreginc March 13, 2023

rat water

Water drips off the sides of buildings. This water may consist of dust or dirt particles as well as rat or pigeon shit. If you are splattered with rat water, you must immediately wipe it off with water or soap, if this water remains on you for an extended period of time, seek medical attention immediately.

me "bro i just got hit by rat water"

him "don't fucking walk under the edge then you dumbass"
him *gets splat with rat water*

him and I *both panics*

by xi444 February 2, 2023