Texas tumbleweed

The accumulation of pubes found on bars of soap

When I used my friends bathroom, to my amazement I picked up the soap to find a large Texas tumbleweed on it

by Bootyman November 10, 2014

texas sunrise

The act of putting a metal spoon over a fire until it glows red then either putting it in/on a girls vagina, anus, or nipples. Its like a sunrise because the spoon dislike the hot sun, and it wakes up whoever you touch it with.

"I gave a Susan Heffley a Texas Sunrise. I hopE Frank Heffley doesn't find out"

by phat stank in the bum August 31, 2016

texas porcupine

An asshole MAGAt on Twitter.

Attack that Texas porcupine on Twitter.

by Blue Waver December 30, 2019

Evadale, Texas

A small town that sits along the Neches River in East Texas. No one in the town has an education higher than the 4th grade and pursues careers as laborers and helpers in the setx refineries, drug dealers and career criminals. Some claim this small town is Gods country but in reality the place is the shithole of Texas. It consists of nothing but a nasty paper mill, pine trees, incest and meth.

Where is the worst place to live?

Oh that’s easy, it’s Evadale, Texas

by Texas Royalty March 16, 2020

Texas Twinkie

When you fry a Twinkie and masturbate with the cream.

Does it burn when you Texas Twinkie?

by Chief quief August 11, 2020

Texas twister

A group sex act where 3 dudes helicopter their dick around like twister around the female participant before starting intercoarse with her.

Hey Charlie, you want to run a texas twister on Stacey with Terry and I.

by big-gator May 6, 2021

Texas Abortion

When a pregnant lady is cut open, before having her womb and uterus gouged out with a shovel.

Woman: "I don't want this child inside me anymore, could you give me a Texas Abortion?"
Man: "Let me get my shovel..."

by AncientOfDays December 16, 2008