Shart Sock

A poor sock most likely found under a crusty old guys bed. This here sock has been used to store farts in case the apocalypse were to take place and a personal arsenal of natural gas needed to be accessed.

Nib-log: Most the time I'm scared I'll run into a shit covered napkin walking through my house, So I just grab the nearest sock and go to town.
Wheege: Man, that is most definitely a SHART SOCK.

Tyler: Now that is a lucrative business proposal!

by Creamy Dudlius December 6, 2021

homemade sock

A piece of fabric that can do anything it can even suck ya dick

You see my friend John right there?
He's been wearing a homemade sock on his cock lately.
Pretty weird.

by ANOTHER PERSON ON THE INTERNET November 2, 2021

Sock Boi

sock boi is a kewl dewd😎😎😎 he has hair like a sock and has wAcKy biology! (he has bone under his hair)

Isn't Sock Boi a cool dude?!?!

by Rivvet November 3, 2021

Poop Sock

The "Number 2" version of a Pee Bottle. A sock which is often used by World of Warcraft players during long raid nights as a place to poop into when leaving to use the toilet is not feasible.

Younger players will often hide these poop socks under their beds rather than disposing of them properly, to the surprise and disdain of their mothers.

"Hold on a sec, team. I have to poop."
"You can't leave, we're in the middle of the boss fight. You got to use your poop sock."

by Fred Boulderdash March 25, 2022

Sock Liam

Means to eat Liam’s head off and continue to take a hokey stick and shove it up his decapitated nose hole

Liam prepare your self for the sock liam

by Dooley boiii January 23, 2022

floating sock

A sock that went not floating yuh moon bounce yeah

Yo this "bitch" is being a floating sock, shtruv

by FlyingSnick February 9, 2022

Wind sock

When you put a shirt over your head and stick your head out the car window. Wind sock is usually done by kids or stoners.

Jason was high that night and on the drive home he put his head in a wind sock.

by Molly yono September 24, 2021