ryan lofthouse

a short guy with no middle name.

part of a band called the tyne, who have toured with new hope club

really talented and was on the voice kids
love you ryan❤️

ryan lofthouse means to be short
girl 1: how short are you?
ryan: i’m not that short :(

by cookiemonsterzoe October 12, 2019

Ryan Sitkowski

Ryan Sitkowski is the lead guitarist for gothic metal band Motionless in White. He writes rap beats in his spare time and has a YouTube channel featuring videos of him punching food.

Ryan Sitkowski is my favorite guitarist!

by BandAddict77 August 23, 2016

Ryan attack

Stuttering followed by an abrupt end to a sentence by laughter

I just had a Ryan attack

by Ryan’s pal February 7, 2020

Ryan Bellows

Waking up, looking in the mirror, and remembering you are you.

I wish I was a unicorn with a diamond horn riding a jet fighter but I'm just Ryan Bellows.

by Skato August 3, 2012

ryan seaman

a literal god and swag master that people worship on pinterest. he is the swag god. he drums with his friend, the rad master (dallon weekes) in the band iDKHOW.

UNCULTURED PERSON: I am the swag master

CULTURED PERSON: no you're not and never will be. ryan seaman is the swag master you uncultured fuckface. I will literally fuck you with a chainsaw. I bet you still pee the bed at night you cum slut.

by razzmatazzisswag April 5, 2021

Ryan Kent

Fifa 20 PTSD. 89% of suicides and 97% or rapes during the course of Fifa 20 is due to the use of Ryan Kent's RTTF card being used as a super sub in the 79th minute of any FUT Champs game, ceremonially fisting the FIFA community, ultimately leading to many suicides.

Ryan Kent just fisted me

by An concerned friend April 21, 2021

Ryan Dountas

The polar express kid but much gayer

You ever see Ryan dountas

by Mr bill freaking gates April 1, 2022