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coyote punch

The act of punching a female in the vagina.
This woman wouldn't stop arguing with me so I coyote punched her!
by Nigthfall May 28, 2017
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punching a llama

flicking a males nutsack and then being ejaculated on.
Dude last night she was punching a llama and it got real messy
by badassbitch1029 June 16, 2017
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windex punch

1. Blue raspberry lemonade flavored koolaid
2. Literal windex
1. Wow, this “windex punch” is so good!
2. I wonder what windex tastes like
by #1 Banana April 20, 2018
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Ghetto Punch

Howdy dude, comin' down from that boulder with a jug of Ghetto Punch
by alleypoet November 28, 2017
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android punch

When your anal fucking a girl from behind, simultaneously watching a video of you fucking the same girl anally on her Android in hand, and you scroll to another video of a rando guy jerking off on her phone. You get so mad you throw her phone at the back of her head; causing her sphincter muscles to tighten and make you cum.
The greatest and worst moment of my sex life happened when I Android Punched my now ex wife.
by Fucked in the ass December 2, 2017
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punch the ceiling

During hot nasty coitus, the mans penis can potentially contact the bottom of a woman’s cervix (the “top” of the vagina).
hey Honey, I’m tryin to take you home and punch the ceiling
by cootski December 3, 2017
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Cunt Punch

The Cunt punch is a basic combat manoeuvre that involves punching a woman in the vagina, almost exclusively in an uppercutting fashion. The cunt punch is generally administered to a woman that is displaying attributes that can be described and or categorised as "cunty".
"That woman at McDonalds was being a bitch and asking to see the manager, so I gave her the meanest Cunt punch"
by Layum1203 March 1, 2018
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