Polished Turd Syndrome

When a girl is a 6/10 but hangs around with 4/10’s to give herself the illusion of being an 8/10

Bro! Look over there, that girl is so hot!

Nah bro, separate her from her group of friends and you’ll see it’s a classic case of polished turd syndrome.

by Craiganator1992 July 23, 2021

Pulled a Polish

When you fail to deploy your parachute in time and down yourself in Warzone

“Boys, I just pulled a polish.”
“Lmfao, this guy just pulled a polish”

by LordMo7 July 28, 2021

Polish win-win

To fool someone twice.

- I can't believe you've convinced her to borrow you money second time. And it's the second time you're not considering paying back!
- Yeah, win-win situation.
- Yeah, Polish win-win situation.

by ojciecpolak February 17, 2022

Jimbo Polish

A man named Jimbo that lives in a Polish-Slavic-Communist-Confederate-Nation.

Jimbo Polish is a student.

by PepperMens June 2, 2021

Polish Dweefer

Placing hot sauce on your penis, insert penis into anus, fart (dweef) out the penis, and then sucking penis to completion

Do not attempt if you have hemorrhoids. Have fun getting your Polish Dweefer bro.

by Vinnnnnners June 5, 2021

Polish bicycle ride

Going home with one of the few promiscuous women that frequent the Cedar Tavern or other small Polish town bar, and proceeding to have sexual coitus. Also, see village bicycle.

I stopped into to the tavern for a few pints, ended up drinking all night and decided to go for a Polish bicycle ride.

by TheWinedOne June 17, 2021

Polish a Rocket

Form science fiction: means to fly your rocket. As a rocket travels thru interstellar space, it collides with micrometeorites of various metals, often silver or iridium, and gain a smooth, silver, polished surface.

Commander Tom was the best pilot who ever polish a rocket to Orion and back.

by jackdeath May 30, 2021