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Jason

Jason is that one friend who everyone laughs at. Although he doesn't show it, it kills inside. A Jason always has a bowlcut and is the funniest one of the group. He has a very good sense of humour and makes people laugh by shagging pretend people. Hes sexy, loves sport and is very clever. Beats everyone in class and is predicted to become a cunt.
ahaahah look at jason, what a gay faggot
by .chaz. October 27, 2019
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A really dumb kid who sucks at fortnite oh wait I can't say that word I'll get copyrighted!!
Jason you suck at fertnite!!
by FERTNITEBRUHHHH October 29, 2019
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A relatively nice guy who the girls are all over. Jasons like to take Jewish holidays off even if they aren't 100% Jewish. Often times they are a drama queen about the stupidest of things. Jason's are also tons of fun to piss off.
Dude that guy is such a fucking Jason.

I know he took off russiashauna
by urfavoritebuttman69 October 30, 2019
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Jason most of the time is a sexy beast he is very cute and doesn’t talk much he doesn’t look smart from the outside but he really is he is a very shy person and would give up anything for his friends and family everyone needs a jason in their life
Jason is a super nice person
by Yalda Yalda October 31, 2019
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The cheese found underneath ones foreskin.
The gross stuff found that gathers underneath the foreskin on a mans penis.
She went wild once she took a bite of some Jason.
His jason smells so bad
by Harry Parat Estees November 18, 2020
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a man with a fucking phatty cock, really smart, and an amazing person. Any girl would be very lucky to date such a unit of a human being
Oh my word, Jason has such a phat cock, he's also really smart. I'm honestly sooo lucky to have him as a boyfriend
by sno0ze November 22, 2020
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Dude:ur sexy Aidan

Aidan Jason Wolfe:*flirting noises*
by Ching Chong go away October 22, 2020
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