johnny j

An absolute stud, fattest cock around and is loved by everyone he meets. good friends with almost everyone and can always make you smile.

still a DILF though

i bet hes a johnny j

by kindersuprise October 29, 2020

Johnny juice

Fuck ton of tequila, ice, and whatever juice the bartender prefers.

Fuck me up and give me a Johnny juice

by Calamus9 November 5, 2020

Johnny Orlando

Just a guy who likes to cook eggs and has LITERALLY the biggest heart he makes me feel so warm and comfortable everytime I just see him and just a perfect human bean who uses his platform for the better and he has no idea how much he means to me but that’s okay I’ll continue to love and support him everyday :)

Johnny Orlando is Beautiful

by I love john November 5, 2020

Johnny Nelson

Johnny Nelson is the biggest company man in the history of sports. He reads from a Sky Sports or Matchroom script every time he performs an interview and is practically a puppet for the Hearn family. He is quite literally the dumbest man to ever talk about boxing minus maybe Chris Mannix

Jacob: Did you see the new Johnny Nelson interview on iFL TV?
Ruiz: yes, Johnny Nelson is a proper brown nose company man

by matchroomfanboy October 8, 2020

Johnny Ass Pops

When your thicc ass pops. You may get moody and get mood swings after.

Awe dammit, I got the Johnny ass pops again!

by Mr.Hitler_mushu October 10, 2020

Johnny 5

Because he is homeless and steals from garbage cans trying reassemble his garbage collection to give people he likes!

Look over there its Johnny 5, in the garbage can.

by Tweekachew October 12, 2020

Johnny Cabbing

Posing as a cab driver to commit sexual offences.

Jimmy got caught Johnny Cabbing last night. He's probably going to get 15 years.

by Pentathalon July 5, 2012