Ass hair

Women do you have ass hair just like men

Man my girl shaves her ass hair once every week

by Ccrocks14 September 10, 2019

suicidal hair

When hair is feeling depressed and wants to kill itself

My hair is suicidal, it is suicidal hair

by Jeff69420 April 21, 2018

swamp hair

terribly greasy hair; visibly shiny due to grease

Wow you have such swamp hair.

by asdfghjkl_names May 1, 2018

hair knotzes

When your hair is been taken over and becomes unruly causing knots and causing horrible unspeakable things to happen to one's hair like how the nazis cause havoc .

Wow the hair knotzes have done a number on your hair
The hair knotzes make brushing my hair.... grrrr I hate knots HAIR KNOTZES

by jinxjax January 9, 2020

Hair shark

Someone who scouts for attractive people with bad haircuts so when the hair grows back and they are attractive again, they will already be there.

Girl A: “Did you see Marks new haircut? Its so bad! He was so much hotter before!”
Girl B: “Apparently Genna is trying to swoop!”
Girl A: “Of course she is. Shes a hair shark. Genius move actually!”

by Greanbeen January 18, 2020

Leggy Hairs

When you have legs growing from you legs made of hair.

"Woah my Leggy Hairs are growing long.

by Maddillo January 20, 2020

Hair condiments

Hair condiments or hair sauce is another way of saying shampoo and conditioner.

“Hey mate, when you go to the shops can you grab me some hair condiments?”
“Yeah no worries.”

by -\\~//- March 8, 2020